Hi ! I'm Valentin!

This my first blog : my strange fool teacher pushed me to do it... so why not?
In fact, I have to ask you who I am, what are my pastimes, etc. This not a bad idea, but how can I do this without borring you, or make you feel that there is a bug in the Matrix ?
Maybe a short story upon my whole life will be interesting...

In the beginning, there is nothing. Then God, The Earth, Genesis, Humans, Animals.... and, suddenly, in a flash of plugging light, Me! Since I am here, I helped to escape from a lot of disasters. Let's take a look :
- In 1986, (I'm actually born in 1986) a big nuclear disaster caused a huge radioactive cloud that sprinkled generously Europe with cancer and other rejoicings, but, with the sake of myself, France was not touch but this cloud (according to authorities)...
I have a lot of other funny and true examples, but my time is running, and I have to go...

I hope that I see you soon!